Where have you been my old friend?  You used to keep me company at night with a blinding amber light that never wavered, never blinked.  I must say I've missed you and yet I haven't missed you.  I saw you the other day and now you're gone again.  It's amazing how frequently you can just drop by and bring so much enjoyment to my life (swearing, wishing I had somehow invoked the lemon law, wanting to let Laura actually use the axe on it).  Now please stay away.